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Tuesday, November 08, 2005 -----

STOLEN COFFEE!

I have had a mystery of disappearing coffee for weeks. I have noticed my lovely little bags of Bello Montana have been going missing lately- admittedly, I drink ALOT of coffee - but I am not senile and I know when I have coffee left! I watch a lot of CSI and Cold Case Files, I knew I had a mystery to solve!

First I looked around my house could I have left it anywhere? No. Then I looked at the people in the house. Was it my partner...no, my daughter...no, my toddler....no. I went through who has been in the house on a regular basis and I really couldn't think of anyone. Maybe I AM getting senile..... Then, my neighbor knocked on my door and he was holding coffee and I could smell it was my missing America The Beautiful Blend!

He's been my neighbor forever, just goes to show it's the last person you think it is.... I asked him if he had been "borrowing" coffee from me and he looked pretty guilty and said he had "borrowed" a bag because it was so good and he had planned on letting me know... I told him there was this really cool procedure when people want to borrow things called "Asking" and it works really well....geez I would have given him all the coffee he wanted if he would have asked.

So, he went next door and brought my coffee back and I made us a pot of coffee and we drank it and had a laugh about how hard I had to get him to even try Bello Montana Coffee (seriously, I felt like we were playing out some kind of weird Dr. Seuss "Green Eggs and Ham" except with Coffee....) and now he's turned into someone being driven to spirit my coffee away...... But coffee is safe in the cupboard again and my coffee cup is full - so life is good again.

::  Posted by: 3am Art  at 10:50 AM
  

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