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Wednesday, December 28, 2005 -----

How Do You Like Your Coffee?

True story: my friends and I decided to watch all three Lord of the Rings uncut DVD's yesterday which takes about 11 1/2 hours. Well I didn't go to sleep until 4 the night before so during the marathon I had two full pots of Bello Montana Espresso blend coffee, probably not great for my heart but it was great and kept me up and continues to as I write this at 4:40am... Great coffee everyone should try some!

So how do you like your coffee? Black? With cream and sugar? Large, iced, caramel macchiato, with 4 shots of espresso, vanilla, whip cream, and obsessive amounts of caramel syrup? Rectally!?

Uh, did he just ask that?

Yes I did! Coffee enemas are increasing in popularity. Okay maybe not but they ARE real things-come on I could't make that up. They are supposed to be very good for you, cleans you out you know? It has something to do with the caffeine that is absorbed that stimulates and relaxes the smooth muscles causing dilatation of blood vessels and bile ducts. It is also supposed to be good for your liver by carrying away toxins in bile acids. Can't say that I have tried it or will ever but some people swear by it. So hey, if you are feeling adventurous you might as well give it a shot. You can buy the specially made coffee product on the internet it is not hard to find and it sells for about ten dollars a pound. It is a specially made coffee product so do not try an enema using regular coffee, and don't brew up a pot of the specially made stuff because it will not taste good.

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::  Posted by: JetBean  at 4:15 PM
  

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